car quotes

Things that went right today:

1) Fun family movie night to go see "Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs"

2) Got all the utilities set up for the new house next week.

3) TGIF

Things I overheard my children saying in the car on the way to and from the theater tonight (did I really give birth to these people?):

- "It smells like pee in here"

-"Gross, she's wiping her boogers on me...hey remember when you used to wipe them on the wall?"

-"I wish school had naptime"...."It does..it's called Geometry"

-"How long do I have to be nice?" (ok...this was my husband actually)

-"Mom, how did George Washington kill the red coats? With his morning breath...you know because of those nasty wooden teeth!"

-"How do midgets drive a car? booster seats?"

- "Remember that time you wet your pants at Kindergarten?...you should have pretended it was Mountain Dew"

-"I think I have shin splints"

These are just the few I can remember. In spite of the above, today I am grateful for my children for ensuring that life is never boring. sigh